December 2011
Cross the line if you're trying to lose weight...
Cross the line if you wish you could fall asleep...
New Years Plans
moderatehappiness:
When people do that midnight kiss, I’m gonna be sitting with my forever alone face and flicking off the TV and the rest of the assholes rubbing it in our faces.
My 45oz jar of menstrual blood is almost full.
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening and it breaking. I would be lying if I said I weren’t attached to it.
What do you think, Tumblr?
… Um throw it away ? Lol
I wonder who I'm going to marry. Or if I'll get...
cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF
Someone just said sex plays a huge part in a...
Yeah … Right, says the person that’s single for always asking for sex.
common & drake "beef"?
fuckyeahgaskin:
what is drake going to do ?
- i don’t want to hear specifics…common won.
drake can go cry a bit more.
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via whoisgoingtowatchyoudie)
